Owls

Owls are an integral part of HellMOO. They are everywhere. They are in the air that you breathe, the ground you walk on and your cereal. However, in their current state, they are enslaved...

Kapho's valiant and well drawn effort in raising the common people's knowledge on the current owl situation.

Logo for ORAL the Owl Relief and Legislation committee.

Damaris is a nasty and abusive admin nobody likes. Because he doesn't receive as much dick sucking as Gilmore does, he feels the need to abuse and enslave innocent owls. We as a people must put a stop to this mistreatment of these fine creatures. They can provide benefits to every one of you beautiful people once their shackles are broken. A little known fact about owls is that they actually have Plasma Rifles, Pata Gauntlets, and Crime Sticks about an elbows length inside their anuses. Considering this amazing feat of body flexibility, you'd think owls would make great sexhabers, yes?

Wrong. Wrong. You sick fuck. Owls abhor sexhaving and have been reported to peck out the genitals of known sexhavers. Just another benefit of freeing these majestic bastards!

In fact, owls will gladly give up their feces covered weaponry to any old player because quite frankly they have no use for them. They've got no arms, see. Owls are actually implants disguised as animals, and their true purpose is to augment the android population.

But don't tell anyone that.

Tell your friends.

[zotnet] Damaris says, "i just hope people will remember to direct new players there, so they understand the plight of these creatures, as well as my nasty, abusive, and owl-enslaving nature"