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Cap'N Fat Ratzo's Package Plundering Service

Employee Memo:
OK mateys, as you know, we get a lot of repeat victims in here. They don't like to be kept waiting, so until ye speed it up, the lashings will continue.

Familiarize yourself with these landlubbers:

  • Chester - Chester is just inside the Sharpton Projects Interior. He's so terrified of pirates that he's locked himself away with the rats!
  • Ghost Dog - Ghost Dog can usually be found hanging about in his apartment, north of Astral Complex in Gangland. Besides his normal deliveries, Ghost Dog has also been looking for his lost manga.
  • haggard old man - The haggard old man spends most of his time at the North Beach, reminiscing about the days of yore and his lost mermaid bride. He was once a fine captain of the line.
  • Johnny Fiveaces - He's a shady guy, and can be found at the Round Corner bar at the intersection west of Tandori Shack in Slagtown.
  • Lauvric - Lauvric spends most of his time in Slagtown making tandoori kebabs at the Tandori Shack, or there abouts.
  • Roy Poorman - old Roy likes to wander around quite a bit. He gets pretty hungry punching people all the time. You might ask him about that, too, if ye find yerself unable to fight back in a grog-induced brawl.
  • Slim Stabby - Slim Stabby is our spy fer invasions of Freedom City. Don't ask him what's in the packages, or he'll have to kill yer!



REMEMBER: Hoarding packages that you find until it's time to complete the job again is STRICTLY PROHIBITED, and even though we have no way to know you're doing it, you should feel ashamed of yourself fer not splitting the booty with the crew.

Direct any questions to Cap'n Fat Ratzo, second floor of Any Port.


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