SlashFic
Untitled, by Caine
Gilmore returned home, the day's work had tired him out. Whatever he did at his job was tiring work, but he could not wait to return to HellMOO and make adjustments. Also, perhaps syphon some of that donation money into a personal account. He stepped out of his car, walked up the steps to his classy suburban home, and noticed that his front door was ajar.
Slowly, Gilmore opened the door and was greeted with a dark room, all the lights were out. All his household items were ransacked and thrown all over the place.
"N-N-Neca?" he called out, "M-Marvin?" A slight pause. "Joe?"
He walked to his bedroom, stepping over a slogan that had been written on the wall - it was oddly familiar. He could barely make out the shape of a figure on his bed. It didn't look like Necanthrope.
"Necanthrope?"
"No, not Necanthrope." came the reply in a husky tone that didn't seem to be male or female. With a gasp, Gilmore realised his recognised that voice.
"No- ACEE?!"
Gilmore was sweating profusely. Why was Acee here? Robbing him? With shock, Gilmore groped for the lightswitch and turned on the lights with it. Before him was an obese man, neckbeard and all, covered in a fine coating of greasy cheeto dust.
"Oh God, oh my- what are you doing here? Is this about being banned? I can reverse it."
"I wanted to surprise you, Gilmore. You can ban me from HellMOO, but you can't ban me from your heart!"
"Necanthrope and I are together now! I told you that!"
But Acee shushed Gilmore by placing a finger on his lips. This was a forbidden love.
It is said that the neighbours claim to have heard horrible squeals like a slaughterhouse of pigs being slaughtered en masse with chainsaws.
"Ungh... ungh... ungh... PLAYER ECONOMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" screamed Gilmore as his white-hot semen splattered all over Acee's greasy, acne pockmarked face.
And then they lay on the floor together, enraptured with sexual bliss. Gilmore turned the photo of Necanthrope face down so he could not see Gilmore's terrible sin. He had broken his marriage vow to him and Gilmore's mind felt terrible.
But being with Acee felt so right.
"Did you feel the power of the player economy?" quipped Gilmore to his partner.
But Acee just shook his head.
"This is how we do things in HumanityMOO," quipped Acee, before driving his knife between Gilmore's shoulders.
Forbidden Love, by TotallyPayPal
\\\\\\\\\\\\Forbidden Love.///////////// ||||A Hellmoo Tale.||||
Every night for the past 6 years the might tiger unleashed himself on the weak beaver, yiffing as hard as he could and praying to be blessed with a beager this time, a beautiful little half beaver half tiger child to love and raise and protect from the horrors of modern life.
Every night, unknown to them, they were watched by invisible men.
Tonight was different.
Tonight the invisible men weren't satisfied with masturbation, tonight they could not stand to just watch..
Tonight the tiger would be theirs.
They waited until TotallyPaypal and Alibaba were completely engrossed in their yiffing, and then they pounced, throwing Ali into the corner and roughly pinning the struggling and confused TPP to the bed, Joe laughed with glee and began licking the sweat from TPP's striped back, moaning as the sweet taste made his cock spring to attention he started pounding his huge cock into poor TPP's virgin asshole.
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