Whoring

So you want to be a (man)whore? In the world of HellMOO, that's not such a bad idea at all. Not only is it relatively easy to do, but it is also a pretty good source of income, especially early in the game.

First things first: you need to get horny, especially if you have a low skill in fuck. Provided you are a male character, this is easy: just go to Any Port and find Veronica Moser there. Using the look command on her repeatedly will get you horny in no time at all. Alternatively a little foreplay (groping, licking, and gentle biting) on the person you're going to have sex with works. Ok, all riled up now? Good. Go outside, and start wandering the streets of Freedom City like the skank you are. Dressing up in high heels and fish nets is optional. Now, what you're looking for here is other NPC's wandering around that are horny. To check this, find an NPC and type in 'tac'. This will show you all players and NPC's in the area, their health, and any ailments they have. Remember: Green names in tac are other players, blue names are NPC's. So you want to find a blue name with "hrny" beside it, which indicates that this NPC is looking for a good time. If the NPC isn't horny, then move on and keep looking. If they are, then you're in luck. Simply 'fuck (npc name)' to get started. If you do a good job and get them off, they will most likely pay you. If not, you have to start from step one all over again. Note that only 'fuck' and 'assfuck' actually award money, 'suck' will get them off but they won't pay you.

-A Basic Guide to Whoring!-

So, you're a dirty scrubber then? I bet your momma is real proud of you now. This is a basic guide to making money in Hellmoo by selling your body to complete strangers.

To use this guide you will need to know how to initiate sex. The command 'tac' will show your status and those of the other people currently in your room.

 player Olbas                     [ 100% ]    horny          
  npc  23Bill                   [ 100% ]    horny  
  npc 11Lisa                    [ 100% ]    
 

To be able to start sex you need to be horny. For most npcs to allow you to give them 'a good seeing to' they will also need to be [horny].

Dealing with punters: Most of the punters you will be dealing with in Freedom City are numbered clones with names like 34Tonya or 12Bob. These Numbered npcs are more numerous than any other punter-type in town and are also more likely to give payouts of over $1000 than any other trick I've ever screwed. 'Tac' should show you if a punter is horny. To see if they have enough money to pay you, ask them what they need. For a punter called 54Mary this would be "-54mary needs", and she would then tell you what she wants. Punters who say "unfortunately I'm flat broke!" are worth avoiding, those who are "Loaded!" are, of course, to be jumped upon and screwed silly.

Newbie Tips: The streets of Freedom City are full of security cameras that stop you from man-handling the residents too nastily but most of the NPC apartment blocks lack any security. Because of this, in areas where there are no cams, you can grab consumer NPCs who are not horny and give them a good fondle to make them want you. This, I repeat, should not be done in front of a FCPD camera... unless you want to end up being raped in jail.

The Hellfire club has a 'Goo Fountain' that contains Rapinex, a drug that makes you horny. A similar drug can be created by crafters in the form of a 'Rapenade'.

The 'Fuck Machine' mutation has a 'fantasize' command that can help make you horny more quickly. Looking at yourself and others naked can help turn you on naturally if you don’t want that mutation, as can reading porn magazines.

Some lucky whores have found out how to make the 'Orgazmorator', a gun that can make you instantly horny. Needless to say, these guns are great for dealing with multiple punters in short succession.